Thursday, December 9, 2010

People who need People.....Piss me off!

New Age assholes piss me right the Fuck Off! I was going to the Liquor store last night when a bunch of vegetable eating fairy's drove their little micro bus next to me and told me that cigarettes and liquor are bad for me and I should drink carrot juice and be healed by the power of the magic crystals and chant to some Hairy Christian guy and go all micro biological and some shit and that I needed people in my life. I told them to fuck off and suck my shriveled little pecker and threw my bottle at them. Wasted my last taste too. Fuckers! I don't need people! I need Pussy! Pussy, Liquor, Porn and smokes! 

But seriously for a minute folks, The originator of the character Sidney Doodlewhacker "Captain Bucky Vagina" Shot himself on December 7th 2010, The victim of internet bullying. On the YouTube Channel MrFlashBazbo (Which I myself am now taking over along with AmericanSatireMag) He had posted several Comments defending his friend Don the Columbus Rapping Bum and a person calling himself CBRboy1717 made some hurtful comments which the Captain (Who had several problems from birth but still fought in Vietnam and suffered More problems mentally as a result of THAT) took it quite hard and after a night of hard drinking returned to his home town of Irish Hills Michigan and shot himself. 

"Captain Bucky Vagina" 1945-2010. You will Be Missed
 

Sunday, November 28, 2010

DISCLAMER

SIDNEY DOODLEWHACKER IS A IMAGINARY CHRACTER CREATED BY AMERICAN SATIRE MAGAZINE. THIS SITE IS A JOKE, PLEASE LOOK UP THE WORD SATIRE YOU ASSHOLES. SIDNEY IS'T REALLY A DRUNK PEDOPHILE AND YOU ALL SHOULD STOP TRYING TO HAVE AN IMAGINARY CHARACTER PUT IN PRISON. THIS IS A HUMOR SITE AND EVERYONE WHO IS SENDING HATE MAIL ABOUT HIM, I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESSES AND WILL HAVE YOU REPORTED TO THE BANGVILLE POLICE.

OH YHEA....GOOGLE BANGVILLE POLICE YOU MORONS


IT'S ANOTHER JOKE YOU HUMORLESS DUMBFUCKS

Blah Blah Blah

This is my fucking forum for my ranting you god damn mother fuckers and If I upset any of you fucking pussies out there, Then I'm sorry...Sorry that you are such a god damn pussy! OK here's the story, It's fucking Sunday again and the fucking liqour store is closed again and I still don't know what is so god damn important about Sunday. No fucking liqour No fucking Bars and no mother fucking Porn, Hell I can't even get a three dollar hand job off of Crack Head Annie down the street.All the drunks are inna tank after alla fights at the bar last night and the fucking Judge won't even hear the cases til Monday. WHAT THE GOD DAMN HELL IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT ABOUT SUNDAY??
Any Way I'm gonna write to the Pesident and ask him to stop making alla important stuff close on Sundays and close all the annoying crap like churches and those religion places like churches and places where they preach and stuff like churches. Oh yhea, and churches.I bet Barack Obamma Lamma Ding Dong will lissen to me...Hell HE DRINKS and HE SMOKES!! (Bet the dude likes Porno too! He MUST...He's a regular guy)
Any way
We need to ban SUNDAYS

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Thanksgiving Is only fun when I'm Drunk, So buy me a Fifth and I'll thank you for giving it to me!

It's Sunday again and the fuckin' liqour store is closed again so I'm fuckin' sober. I need to get drunk so since the holidays are upon us all you cock suckers need to chip in to buy me some smokes, booze and pornography. Mail it to
Sidney Doodlewhacker
c/o The Parkbench in the Park behind the Liqour Store
Mainstreet

None of your goddamn buissness
USA
43201

America

Do it now or all my buddies at the Mission will be sober too and there is nothing more frighning than a buch of sober homeless drunks

Eat Me

Sidney

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Dewey The Bi Polar Bear stands in for Sidney

Hello porn fans and faggots eveywhere, I am Dewey the Bi Polar Bear. Sidney just got arrested again for taking his weenie out in the playground again so I am reporting for today. Today is National "Run around a porno shop licking the dildos" Day. It was first incorporated in 19 something or other by the famous masturbation expert Ms. Bunnith Marie Paxton-Richardson, who went on to write the famous book "I can play with it if I want to" And "Look Asshole, It's mine so I'm gonna touch it" and formed the "National Masturbation Museum" In Quahog Rhode Island and in South Park Colorado. Bunnith is currently at work playing with herself.
Thank you
Fuck Off

The Sidney Doodlewhacker show for whatever the fuck day this is

Ok, Fuckfaces...I'm back. God Damn store didn't have Old Crow and I only had 9 Motherfucking dollars so I had to get PBR instead. Had to get Mrs. Doodlewhacker a drink and I'm outta smokes and had to buy this weeks "Slammer" to see if my buddies got arrested yet....so I couldn't get no damn porn. Fuckin' liqour store is closed today....Why the fuck?? Is it a Fuckin' Holiday?? Sunday?? What the fuck is so important about Sunday?? Who died and made Sunday so important?? Jesus?? What did Jesus ever do?? Did he ever win a fuckin' medal?? Died onna cross?? Nah...That was all Hollywood....my Grammpa tol' me. He made the fuckin' movie. John Holmes was in it. He fucked Candy Samples titties! I still have the old 8mm somewhere inna old box o porno I keep in my bathroom. I use it to get my little Doodle up so I'se can still pork Mrs. Doodlewhackers nice round butt.
Ok...lets see whats inna news today....
Bunch a shit no one cares about.
Ok....lets look at the weather....
Yep...It's still there
Lets look at sports
A bunch a teams played and some won but some lost
Lets look at celebrity news
Lindsey Lohan is sucking some guy's dick
Madonna is still a whore
Lady GaGa has a penis
And Richard Simmons is still Gay
Lets look at the world of food
It's Expensive
So I go to the Soup Kitchens and save my money for important stuff
Booze,Smokes and Porn
Speakin' o Porn
http://www.somethingweird.com/
Buy stuff or I will send BoBo the Crack Smoking Space Monkey to rape your ass
Fuck you all
Go to hell
Gimme a Dollar
Sidney

Good Morning you Dumb Fucks!

Good Morning all you pud whackers out there. This is your old Uncle Sidney with my Morning Report. You all suck and can all go to hell. Now fuck off while I go shoppin'

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Sidney's Not Here...FUCK OFF!

Uncle Sidney is off on a bender now and will be back to talk about his favorite subjects...Old Crow Whiskey,Pornography and Roll Your Own Ciggarettes after Labor Day or whenever the Judge says he can use the Computer again! Until then lock up your Daughters And your Liquor Cabinets!