DISCLAMER

SIDNEY DOODLEWHACKER IS A IMAGINARY CHRACTER CREATED BY AMERICAN SATIRE MAGAZINE. THIS SITE IS A JOKE, PLEASE LOOK UP THE WORD SATIRE YOU ASSHOLES. SIDNEY IS'T REALLY A DRUNK PEDOPHILE AND YOU ALL SHOULD STOP TRYING TO HAVE AN IMAGINARY CHARACTER PUT IN PRISON. THIS IS A HUMOR SITE AND EVERYONE WHO IS SENDING HATE MAIL ABOUT HIM, I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESSES AND WILL HAVE YOU REPORTED TO THE BANGVILLE POLICE.

OH YHEA....GOOGLE BANGVILLE POLICE YOU MORONS


IT'S ANOTHER JOKE YOU HUMORLESS DUMBFUCKS

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This is my fucking forum for my ranting you god damn mother fuckers and If I upset any of you fucking pussies out there, Then I'm sorry...Sorry that you are such a god damn pussy! OK here's the story, It's fucking Sunday again and the fucking liqour store is closed again and I still don't know what is so god damn important about Sunday. No fucking liqour No fucking Bars and no mother fucking Porn, Hell I can't even get a three dollar hand job off of Crack Head Annie down the street.All the drunks are inna tank after alla fights at the bar last night and the fucking Judge won't even hear the cases til Monday. WHAT THE GOD DAMN HELL IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT ABOUT SUNDAY??
Any Way I'm gonna write to the Pesident and ask him to stop making alla important stuff close on Sundays and close all the annoying crap like churches and those religion places like churches and places where they preach and stuff like churches. Oh yhea, and churches.I bet Barack Obamma Lamma Ding Dong will lissen to me...Hell HE DRINKS and HE SMOKES!! (Bet the dude likes Porno too! He MUST...He's a regular guy)
Any way
We need to ban SUNDAYS

Thanksgiving Is only fun when I'm Drunk, So buy me a Fifth and I'll thank you for giving it to me!

It's Sunday again and the fuckin' liqour store is closed again so I'm fuckin' sober. I need to get drunk so since the holidays are upon us all you cock suckers need to chip in to buy me some smokes, booze and pornography. Mail it to
Sidney Doodlewhacker
c/o The Parkbench in the Park behind the Liqour Store
Mainstreet

None of your goddamn buissness
USA
43201

America

Do it now or all my buddies at the Mission will be sober too and there is nothing more frighning than a buch of sober homeless drunks

Eat Me

Sidney