Religious Fuckheads On Twitter Piss Me Off

Alright now you Mother Fuckers have went and really pissed old Uncle Sidney off. It's come to the point where not even parody is safe from a bunch of mother fucking ass hole Nazi bitches who have nothing better to do but sit at their fucking computer all damn day and watch everyones tweets and write back and forth "Hey Sean did you see this?" "Hey Rob how did you miss this?" "Hey Dennis take a look at this" Well guess what you dried up friendless fuck faced Bible Thumping Morons...Old Uncle Sidney is watching you. I have noticed that each and every one of you sorry bitches don't have ANY followers nor are you following anyone. Furthermore. I believe it is my right as a fictional creation of a satirist to tell you that I believe that you seriously need your self righteous pussies stuffed with some sanctimonious cock while having the word of God shoved up your indignant little ass hole while sucking Reverend Billy Bob Jimmy Pats Crucifix. Now Shove that up your Flag Pole...BITCHES!!
Sidney Loves You
Burn in Hell 

Uncle Sidney Rants about Anti-Porn Losers.

Hello Jerk Offs,
Today on the Uncle Sidney Show we will talk about something that is near and dear to me and which that Bastard Santa Claus didn't bring me any, Pornography. Theres nothing better in life than a cheap cigar and a Porn Film. And thats exactly what i want to talk about, Cheap Cigars and Porn. The other day I was over at my son Pud's house and he was watchin' the Empty Vee when this show came on "True Life, I'm addicted to Porn" And there was this loser on there that still lives with his Gramma and doesn't have a job or a girlfriend and sits around watching porn all day. Now I knows what yer sayin' Uncle Sidney...You like Porn, You don't have a job..Yeah but I'm in my seventies, a Vet and I worked since I was 13 until I retired at age 69. But anyways this loser was watching Porn and smoking a cheap cigar, looks at the camera and sez, "I like to smoke cigars while I'm watching Porn, It keeps it elegant" The motherfucking bastard was smoking a Forty Nine Cent Special!!! Nothin' Elegant about THAT!! Every Motherfucking BUM on Skid Row must be elegant then!!!CLICK HERE TO WATCH EPISODE
Anyways This kid was roaming around Placenta (I coulda swore thats what He called it!) buying Porno and getting lap dances and then his stupid Daddy talked him into burning his entire porn collection which turned out from what I could see, just a hand full of cheap DVDs he down loaded from this site here
In another part of the show a big fat loser with a stuck up fat ugly wife who needs a big penis shoved up her butt every night whined about how he was going to loose everything he ever loved if he didn't stop watching porn. My GOD If I had a bitchy wife like her, I'd watch porn all the time too, Hell I have a lovely wife and WE still watch Porn! But the funniest part comes when this Fat loser says "I broke down and watched some porn and masturbated" SO? What's the crime in THAT??? Hell everybody should Buy MORE Porn And Support the Industry!!
Then this loser calls up some low life Anti-Porn Church and whines about how he is going to loose his lovely Fat Sow if he doesn't stop whackin' it to Porn...Hell, If the fat bastard wants religion so much maybe he should drop the cow and just read THE BIBLE 
Some people don't know how good they have it.
Well kids , Happy New Year, You Fucking Bitches!

People who need People.....Piss me off!

New Age assholes piss me right the Fuck Off! I was going to the Liquor store last night when a bunch of vegetable eating fairy's drove their little micro bus next to me and told me that cigarettes and liquor are bad for me and I should drink carrot juice and be healed by the power of the magic crystals and chant to some Hairy Christian guy and go all micro biological and some shit and that I needed people in my life. I told them to fuck off and suck my shriveled little pecker and threw my bottle at them. Wasted my last taste too. Fuckers! I don't need people! I need Pussy! Pussy, Liquor, Porn and smokes! 

But seriously for a minute folks, The originator of the character Sidney Doodlewhacker "Captain Bucky Vagina" Shot himself on December 7th 2010, The victim of internet bullying. On the YouTube Channel MrFlashBazbo (Which I myself am now taking over along with AmericanSatireMag) He had posted several Comments defending his friend Don the Columbus Rapping Bum and a person calling himself CBRboy1717 made some hurtful comments which the Captain (Who had several problems from birth but still fought in Vietnam and suffered More problems mentally as a result of THAT) took it quite hard and after a night of hard drinking returned to his home town of Irish Hills Michigan and shot himself. 

"Captain Bucky Vagina" 1945-2010. You will Be Missed
 

DISCLAMER

SIDNEY DOODLEWHACKER IS A IMAGINARY CHRACTER CREATED BY AMERICAN SATIRE MAGAZINE. THIS SITE IS A JOKE, PLEASE LOOK UP THE WORD SATIRE YOU ASSHOLES. SIDNEY IS'T REALLY A DRUNK PEDOPHILE AND YOU ALL SHOULD STOP TRYING TO HAVE AN IMAGINARY CHARACTER PUT IN PRISON. THIS IS A HUMOR SITE AND EVERYONE WHO IS SENDING HATE MAIL ABOUT HIM, I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESSES AND WILL HAVE YOU REPORTED TO THE BANGVILLE POLICE.

OH YHEA....GOOGLE BANGVILLE POLICE YOU MORONS


IT'S ANOTHER JOKE YOU HUMORLESS DUMBFUCKS

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This is my fucking forum for my ranting you god damn mother fuckers and If I upset any of you fucking pussies out there, Then I'm sorry...Sorry that you are such a god damn pussy! OK here's the story, It's fucking Sunday again and the fucking liqour store is closed again and I still don't know what is so god damn important about Sunday. No fucking liqour No fucking Bars and no mother fucking Porn, Hell I can't even get a three dollar hand job off of Crack Head Annie down the street.All the drunks are inna tank after alla fights at the bar last night and the fucking Judge won't even hear the cases til Monday. WHAT THE GOD DAMN HELL IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT ABOUT SUNDAY??
Any Way I'm gonna write to the Pesident and ask him to stop making alla important stuff close on Sundays and close all the annoying crap like churches and those religion places like churches and places where they preach and stuff like churches. Oh yhea, and churches.I bet Barack Obamma Lamma Ding Dong will lissen to me...Hell HE DRINKS and HE SMOKES!! (Bet the dude likes Porno too! He MUST...He's a regular guy)
Any way
We need to ban SUNDAYS

Thanksgiving Is only fun when I'm Drunk, So buy me a Fifth and I'll thank you for giving it to me!

It's Sunday again and the fuckin' liqour store is closed again so I'm fuckin' sober. I need to get drunk so since the holidays are upon us all you cock suckers need to chip in to buy me some smokes, booze and pornography. Mail it to
Sidney Doodlewhacker
c/o The Parkbench in the Park behind the Liqour Store
Mainstreet

None of your goddamn buissness
USA
43201

America

Do it now or all my buddies at the Mission will be sober too and there is nothing more frighning than a buch of sober homeless drunks

Eat Me

Sidney