Thanksgiving Is only fun when I'm Drunk, So buy me a Fifth and I'll thank you for giving it to me!

It's Sunday again and the fuckin' liqour store is closed again so I'm fuckin' sober. I need to get drunk so since the holidays are upon us all you cock suckers need to chip in to buy me some smokes, booze and pornography. Mail it to
Sidney Doodlewhacker
c/o The Parkbench in the Park behind the Liqour Store
Mainstreet

None of your goddamn buissness
USA
43201

America

Do it now or all my buddies at the Mission will be sober too and there is nothing more frighning than a buch of sober homeless drunks

Eat Me

Sidney