Dewey The Bi Polar Bear stands in for Sidney

Hello porn fans and faggots eveywhere, I am Dewey the Bi Polar Bear. Sidney just got arrested again for taking his weenie out in the playground again so I am reporting for today. Today is National "Run around a porno shop licking the dildos" Day. It was first incorporated in 19 something or other by the famous masturbation expert Ms. Bunnith Marie Paxton-Richardson, who went on to write the famous book "I can play with it if I want to" And "Look Asshole, It's mine so I'm gonna touch it" and formed the "National Masturbation Museum" In Quahog Rhode Island and in South Park Colorado. Bunnith is currently at work playing with herself.
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