Ok, Fuckfaces...I'm back. God Damn store didn't have Old Crow and I only had 9 Motherfucking dollars so I had to get PBR instead. Had to get Mrs. Doodlewhacker a drink and I'm outta smokes and had to buy this weeks "Slammer" to see if my buddies got arrested yet....so I couldn't get no damn porn. Fuckin' liqour store is closed today....Why the fuck?? Is it a Fuckin' Holiday?? Sunday?? What the fuck is so important about Sunday?? Who died and made Sunday so important?? Jesus?? What did Jesus ever do?? Did he ever win a fuckin' medal?? Died onna cross?? Nah...That was all Hollywood....my Grammpa tol' me. He made the fuckin' movie. John Holmes was in it. He fucked Candy Samples titties! I still have the old 8mm somewhere inna old box o porno I keep in my bathroom. I use it to get my little Doodle up so I'se can still pork Mrs. Doodlewhackers nice round butt.
Ok...lets see whats inna news today....
Bunch a shit no one cares about.
Ok....lets look at the weather....
Yep...It's still there
Lets look at sports
A bunch a teams played and some won but some lost
Lets look at celebrity news
Lindsey Lohan is sucking some guy's dick
Madonna is still a whore
Lady GaGa has a penis
And Richard Simmons is still Gay
Lets look at the world of food
It's Expensive
So I go to the Soup Kitchens and save my money for important stuff
Booze,Smokes and Porn
Speakin' o Porn
http://www.somethingweird.com/
Buy stuff or I will send BoBo the Crack Smoking Space Monkey to rape your ass
Fuck you all
Go to hell
Gimme a Dollar
Sidney
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